I love horrible movie taglines. My favorite of all time is from the Martin Lawrence movie Blue Streak, about a thief who pretends to be a cop to get to some hidden jewels. The tagline is:

He’s a Cop . . . Who’s Not.

Last week, Sarah and I went out for her friend Todd’s birthday, and I saw a poster for a Humphrey Bogart movie with a really awesome tagline . . . something like, “He Could Kiss Them . . . Or He Could Kill Them!” So after dinner, I went on IMDB to find out the exact tagline, and I ended up finding this line from a Bogart movie called Dead Reckoning that may trounce all of the above:

He Doesn’t Trust Anyone . . . especially Women!