Twyla Tharp’s new musical is based on the music of Bob Dylan. It sounds like a brilliant new level of awfulness:

Attend a performance of Twyla Tharp’s new Bob Dylan musical The Times They Are A-Changin’, and you’ll inevitably find yourself wondering: What on earth would Bob Dylan make of this? What would he make of the “Highway 61 Revisited” production number, during which a circus ringleader bellows, “For the first time anywhere — live on our stage — God!” … at which point a dancer, dressed as the white-bearded and be-dreadlocked deity, lurches onstage atop 10-foot stilts? And what about “Like a Rolling Stone,” a spectacle that features a mammoth balloon shaped like a circus sideshow fat lady, clowns bouncing on exercise balls, and an earnest young man belting out “How does it feeeel?” while air-strumming an oversized sequined guitar?