A spokeswoman for Denise Richards blamed aggressive paparazzi for a run-in that prompted the Hollywood actress to toss a pair of laptops from a balcony, causing minor injuries to two elderly women …

Global TV reported Richards was filming a scene for the movie “Blonde and Blonder” when she allegedly confronted a photographer trying to take her picture. Richards threw the laptop computers off a balcony, hitting two elderly women sitting in the lobby below.

I used to work with a woman named Jennifer Suhayda (who actually, I would love to get in touch with her again … Jennifer, if you’re doing a random Google search on your name and you come across this post, please email me), and Jennifer thought that Denise Richards was the creepiest person in Hollywood. She said that if you specifically designed a robot to look like a starlet, Denise Richards is what you would design.

Ya know, I can understand getting pissed off at paparazzi, but how totally out-of-control do you have to be to toss two laptops off of a balcony with no regard to what’s going on down below? I want to know more about this story. A laptop is a fairly heavy piece of machinery. Did she grab one, toss it off the ledge, tag one old lady, and then throw the next? Or did she pick them both up at once and heave ‘em granny-style? Did she have one in each hand and fling ‘em like frisbees? Did she stand for awhile dangling the laptops over the ledge, saying, “I’m gonna do it … so help me God, I’m gonna do it” while the photographer frantically shook his head in terror?

And all of this, of course, is assuming that the laptops belonged to the photographer. The article isn’t clear. Maybe she was so freaked out by the photographer that she reached in her bag and started throwing shit willy-nilly. Or maybe she threw the photographer’s laptop and tagged the first old lady - it felt so good that she decided to toss her own laptop, too. No matter what happened, the moral of this story is perfectly clear: do not ever fuck with Denise Richards, or she will destroy both your computer and your grandmother.