From The Fix on Salon:

Not only is it true that, as rumored, O.J. Simpson has written a book detailing what he would have done if he’d killed his ex-wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and her friend Ronald Goldman — the tome, cleverly titled If I Did It, is reportedly coming out Nov. 30 — but he’ll be discussing his hypothetical plan in a two-part interview on Fox a few days before the book hits stores. Fox’s breathless press release says, “O.J. Simpson, in his own words, tells for the first time how he would have committed the murders if he were the one responsible for the crimes,” and a Fox executive bleats, “This is an interview that no one thought would ever happen. It’s the definitive last chapter in the Trial of the Century.”

America … hooray!