Here are some more Christmas hits! Only 4 shopping days left, kids! Use them wisely!

Christmas with the Flamingos: Christmas with the Flamingos, the play, was about my relationship with a group of stuffed animals who I pretended was my band. The joke was that the stuffed animals were way cooler than me. This song has a really long intro, but I still think it’s pretty cool.

A Most Delicious Christmas: This is a horrible, frightening song about what to do when you find Santa in your living room. It should not be listened to by anyone, ever.

I’m Spending Christmas in Love: With songs this hot, why am I not an internationally recognized superstar? Seriously, can some artist just discover me already and start covering my songs? This living in obscurity bullshit is really starting to get to me.