Omigod you guys, pshnuh, you are so totally NOT going to believe what Ted Kennedy said today.

In a speech this afternoon at the National Press Club, Senator Kennedy pre-empted President Bush’s address to the nation tomorrow by outlining a bill he’s introducing that requires congressional approval for any troop surge in Iraq. Kennedy drew striking parallels between Vietnam and the current conflict, going so far as to say that “Iraq is George Bush’s Vietnam.”

Woah! Can you believe the balls on this guy? To compare Iraq to Vietnam, just like that? Damn, he’s like, 20 years ahead of the American public with that outrageous line of thinking! Psha, next he’ll probably do something really insane, puh, like take a firm stand against New Coke!