The AP reports:

Follow-up tests on backup urine samples by Tour de France champion Floyd Landis found traces of synthetic testosterone, the French sports newspaper L’Equipe reported Monday.

At what point are we going to acknowledge that you can’t ride a frigging bike for 3 weeks unless you’re on drugs? And these obscure frigging differences between one drug and the next … I refuse to believe that all these athletes are trying to cheat the system. Can we get the people who are on the Tour de France anti-doping commission in charge of airport security? Dudes don’t miss a thing!