Me: Where have you been, me?

Me: I have been working. Some of us have to work, you know. We can’t hang around the house and write about how the Bush administration is filled with incompetent idiots all the time, much as we would like to.

Me: But don’t you work from home?

Me: Not anymore, sucker! I rent an office. It’s like I actually have a job or something.

Me: What do you do in there all day?

Me: Write about how the Bush administration is filled with incompetent idiots. Only I do it over email, instead of on my blog. One has to communicate with others if one expects to be a successful whatever-it-is-I-do.

Me: Are you ever going to return to us so that we may all enjoy your fierce wit and refreshing honesty again?

Me: I will. I just need some downtime. If you would like to help me do my work, I will write something for you.

Me: No, thank you.