Today Slate has an article about the movie Meet the Spartans. It was made by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, who also did the Scary Movie series and some other similar piles of crap. I saw the first Scary Movie and thought it was painful. Apparently, they’ve only gotten worse. This quote cracked me up:

Friedberg and Seltzer do not practice the same craft as P.T. Anderson, David Cronenberg, Michael Bay, Kevin Costner, the Zucker Brothers, the Wayans Brothers, Uwe Boll, any dad who takes shaky home movies on a camping trip, or a bear who turns on a video camera by accident while trying to eat it.