Today, the inevitable article about the Diablo Cody backlash and the motivations behind it. Okay, I know yesterday I claimed to be seething with jealousy, but that was just a joke. It would be like being jealous of Josh Groban … sure, seems like he makes good money, but it comes with the price of having to be Josh Groban. I have no interest in being Diablo Cody, let’s get that straight. I don’t want to be known because I’m a former stripper, I want to be known because I’m the greatest living stripper in the world.