On Tue, Jul 8, 2008 at 3:50 AM, Matt wrote:

I’ve been basically ignoring everything coming out of that side just because I can only process so much insanity. This, though, is classic nuts (from one of their press releases):

“The McCain administration would reserve all savings from victory in the Iraq and Afghanistan operations in the fight against Islamic extremists for reducing the deficit. Since all their costs were financed with deficit spending, all their savings must go to deficit reduction.”

Wait, what? We’re suddenly going to A. “win” and then B. make a whole buncha money off said “win”?

On Tue, Jul 8, 2008 at 4:16 PM, Jeff Dinsmore wrote:

Uh … pardon?

On Tue, Jul 8, 2008 at 4:24 PM, Matt wrote:

What are you, retarded? What part don’t you understand, man? IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE!

On Tue, Jul 8, 2008 at 4:40 PM, Jeff Dinsmore wrote:

Well, I guess I must not have as firm a grasp of economic realities as the McCain campaign. I also like these parts of his platform:

- Once the war on disease is won by the McCain Science Laboratory, the healthcare industry is going to be able to reinvest the profits it makes from treating nonexistent diseases into affordable healthcare for all.
- The McCain global warming stoppage will help cure obese children by giving them lots of new, sun-shiney oceans to swim in.
- Genetically engineered minks will bring great profits to American fur-traders who will use these profits to buy invisibility cloaks for our new Martian friends, thus ensuring democracy’s iron-fisted reign over the civilized world.