As reported below, an AP story came out today alleging that Bruce Ivins, the supposed mastermind behind the 2001 anthrax letters, has been obsessed with the Kappa Kappa Gamma sorority since college. I’m not sure what form his obsession took … did he keep trying to pledge in spite of decades of rejection? But my friend Kelly was KKG in college and I can assure you that if you’re going to be obsessed with a sorority, that’s the one to pick.

In the original report, one of the major clues leading the FBI to Ivins was that the letters were mailed near the Princeton Kappa Kappa Gamma chapter. So the theory is that on the day the anthrax letters were mailed, Ivins drove down to Princeton (a 2 1/2 hour drive) and chucked the letters in a mailbox on his way to the KKG house to loiter around and creep out some coeds. If you’re going to terrorize people around the country with biochemical weapons, you might as well stop and check out the new pledges while you’re at it.

But wait! There’s been a breaking update! From the AP’s newly revised scoop:

The mailbox just off the campus of Princeton University where the letters were mailed sits about 100 yards away from where the college’s Kappa Kappa Gamma chapter stores its rush materials, initiation robes and other property. Sorority members do not live there, and the Kappa chapter at Princeton does not provide a house for the women.

So … there weren’t even any women at this house? Man, Ivins must have been pissed. He was like, “I can’t wait to mail these anthrax letters and check out some Kappa tail!” and then when he showed up he was all, “Goddammit! Where are all the chicks? Well, at least I got my anthrax errand out of the way.” Either that or … shudder … he wasn’t into the girls, he was into the robes. Now that’s a pervert.