I had to bump this up from the comments because it was so brilliant. Earlier, I wrote a post pitching a movie called Prison Cup, about a bunch of prisoners who compete in the World Cup. Let’s say the U.S. team was killed in a plane accident and they needed to call in a ragtag bunch of cons to finish the job. I don’t know, we’ll make it work somehow. Anyway, McCarron took the time to make this brilliant poster:

Of course Jason Statham is the team captain. That just goes without saying. The inspired casting is Vin Diesel. I assume he’s in charge of the defense.

Check out the original poster here.