George Michael’s up to no good again:

George Michael has apologised to his fans for ’screwing up again’ after he was arrested at a notorious meeting place for gay men and cautioned for drug possession.

The controversial 45-year-old pop star has promised ‘to sort myself out’ after he was reportedly caught with a small amount of crack cocaine and cannabis in public toilets on Hampstead Heath in North London.

Can’t a guy with as much money as George Michael enjoy his crack and buggery at home? I can understand getting caught doing it in a bathroom if you’re in the closet and don’t know how else to get sex, but at this point, it’s pretty clear that George Michael just really, really likes hanging out in bathrooms.