I Have Lost All Track of Reality
Okay. I hope you have no idea who Soulja Boy is. I’m sure anyone under 25 would read this and say, “how can you have no idea who Soulja Boy is?” But I barely know who he is and I know these things. If you don’t know who he is, congratulations! You have managed to avoid the third most insignificant moment in pop culture history. (The second being the film version of Car 54, Where Are You? and the first being the New Monkees, of course.)
If you do know who he is, then please pretend you don’t and watch this video. Afterwards, tell me if this is suicide-inducing reality or brilliant, conceptual satire.
October 29th, 2008 at 8:56 pm
I do not know who Soulja Boy is, and I will choose to believe he’s imaginary and only exists to make fun of himself.
October 30th, 2008 at 7:04 am
This is reality. If you want even more stupid, check out his YouTube flame war with Ice-T. Here’s a breakdown:
Ice-T: Please stop ruing rap music.
Soulja Boy: How you gonna be a cop on TV when you sang “Fuck Tha Police”???
(note: Ice-T did not sing “Fuck Tha Police”)
October 30th, 2008 at 4:57 pm
With the bank crisis and all, I also now keep my cash in piles around my living room. I didn’t realize that in the process I was getting my swag on. I just thought it was a sound financial strategy in these trying times.
P.s. - Ice-T sang “cop killa”.
October 30th, 2008 at 7:49 pm
I hate it that I’m even registering an opinion about this pathetic piece of pretentious crap… But no, wait! I have stopped myself. He IS beneath the notice of anyone with the intelligent of a flatworm, and I qualify, even if just barely. So…I am officially not noticing.
October 31st, 2008 at 9:02 am
I’m convinced it’s performance art. The bird walk? Waving around piles of money? Yums? “Don’t nobody say it no more, but back in the day, people used to say, ‘yum.’”