Johnny Depp Is the Ultimate King Space-Time Master of All Hyperbole Ever
Johnny Depp, via People.
On his family: “I’m totally inspired by them.”
On meeting his wife: “We just have a miraculous understanding of each other.”
On his favorite roles: “I was a million percent in love with Edward Scissorhands.”
On fame: “I don’t think of myself as being a celebrity, it’s too mortifying.”"
For Johnny Depp, life is a never-ending series of either mind-blowing miracles or unfathomable catastrophes. Nothing is ever just ordinary. Johnny Depp doesn’t clean a toilet, he REPELS MALICIOUS BACTERIA ARMIES. When Johnny Depp licks a stamp, he actually TASTES COMMUNICATION.
December 8th, 2008 at 11:26 am
Tastes communication – too funny!
December 8th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
That was pretty much my favorite part too.
December 8th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
My favorite part is that Johnny Deep has tapped into some strange kind of system of arithmatic in which there is such a thing as one million percent. Johnny Depp is so cool, he has his own freaking math!
Also, I am hereby announcing a new psychological condition that shall be known as Edward Scissorhands Syndrome. Peter Pan Syndrome is when you want to go back to the days of being a mischievous kid who can get away with anything. Edward Scissorhands Syndrome is when you want to go back to the days of being an isolated loner who no one wanted to be around. Johnny Depp has a clear cut case of Edward Scissorhands Syndrome.
December 8th, 2008 at 6:12 pm
I think you’re right about that one. As you know all too well, I love Johnny. But, his coolness factor went down a lot of notches for me when I saw his likeness on a pirate doll at Target……..!
Of course, he says he did those movies ‘for his kids’… I can respect that…