Bernie Sanders is the only socialist in congress. Well, really, Democratic-Socialist. Which is not the same as communism or fascism, no matter what your people might claim. Your people are ignoramuses. Stop listening to them.

Personally, I could go for a little more socialism. This capitalism thing is for the birds. I’m tired of feeling completely on my own at all times. We’ve living in a society here, people! Let’s stop pretending we are not, just because we’re afraid that doing anything for the good of humanity will turn us into pussies. Or people who have no say in the functioning of our own government. Granted, I’ve had a lot of great, stimulating conversations with my representatives about healthcare, and it would be a shame to lose that kind of one-on-one attention. But if I have to give up one or two power lunches with Nancy Pelosi so my neighbor doesn’t have to pay hundreds of thousands of dollars for the privilege of having cancer, that’s a sacrifice I may be willing to make.

Tell ‘em ’bout it, Bernie!

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