Just in time for Christmas, we have the rest of the Christmas with the Flamingos tracks. Some are good, some are crap, all are for you! Merry Christmas, goblins!

Winter Girl: A 6 year-old’s love song to his snow bunny.

Father of the Son of God: A song about Joseph, the most forgotten member of the holy family.

Always Christmas Eve: The idea was that it seems sort of sweet - every day is like Christmas Eve with this guy’s girlfriend - until you realize that Christmas Eve sort of sucks.

It’s Christmas Again: I don’t know how I wrote this song, but I really like it. It’s a song for people who like to get drunk on Christmas.
The Greatest Gift: I think this one is sweet. Jason Madison from Bigboote and the Scurvy Pirates, who played the angry Christmas elf in the stage version of Christmas with the Flamingos, thought it sucked. I love Jason Madison and respect his opinion, so feel free to agree with him.

And, the filler:

For the completists in the crowd, here are two songs that are pretty desperately awful that also appeared on the album. Download at your own risk.

Angels: I don’t do sincere well.

Day Out, Day In: Christmas rap. Bad idea.

For the rest of the Christmas with the Flamingos album, visit my music page! Thanks for listening, and enjoy!

Here are some more Christmas hits! Only 4 shopping days left, kids! Use them wisely!

Christmas with the Flamingos: Christmas with the Flamingos, the play, was about my relationship with a group of stuffed animals who I pretended was my band. The joke was that the stuffed animals were way cooler than me. This song has a really long intro, but I still think it’s pretty cool.

A Most Delicious Christmas: This is a horrible, frightening song about what to do when you find Santa in your living room. It should not be listened to by anyone, ever.

I’m Spending Christmas in Love: With songs this hot, why am I not an internationally recognized superstar? Seriously, can some artist just discover me already and start covering my songs? This living in obscurity bullshit is really starting to get to me.

This is my personal favorite from the Christmas with the Flamingos album. I wanted to write a sweet little Christmas song in which something slightly darker was going on. The narrator is having nice thoughts about kissing a girl under the mistletoe, and then he gets into the reality of his relationship. In retrospect, maybe that was a poor choice. I post, you decide.

Listen to Under the Mistletoe. Right click and highlight “save link as” to add it to your permanent collection.

The second installment of my Christmas with the Flamingos CD. This is the tender story of a vaguely Japanese-sounding squirrel who delivers holiday cheer to children across the globe.

Listen to “Kaburami the Christmas Squirrel“. As always, right click and highlight “save link as” to add to your permanent collection.

I now have a new giant web server with tons of room, so I am going to start putting up all my music. Next up will be the Christmas with the Flamingos album. I recorded this album for my parents and sister a few years ago when I had no money. Here’s one of the popular favorites from the record, “Downsized for Christmas.” Keep checking back for more holiday cheer!

Someone recently requested that I put my song “I Hate New York City” back up online, so here it is. Be warned: the recording is not that great. This was a popular favorite when I lived in NYC. Then I moved, and I can probably never play this one again. So, enjoy.

Here’s a Halloween track I created a few years ago for a Halloween themed album called Rotten to the Core. Enjoy, goblins.