Dear Internet:

Thank you for making things like this possible.

Love,
Jeffrey

I don’t care that it’s an ad; Will It Blend? is the pinnacle of human achievement.

This is not a joke:

(Thanks, Matt!)

I present to you: the 50 Greatest Comedy Sketches of All Time.

(Thanks, Boingboing!)

Dear God:

Thank you for allowing such things to exist.

Love,
Jeffrey

(Thanks, BoingBoing!)

Kirsten Wiig is one of the funniest actors who has ever been on Saturday Night Live. This video is a good example of how much she can do with absolutely nothing. She’s a master at under-delivering jokes, which is pretty much an unheard of comedy style on SNL. Can you imagine how unfunny this would be if Cheri O’ Teri had delivered it?

Speaking of Matt, he got his first post on Popular Science (dot com) today. Check it out and show some respect for the mighty octopus.

There’s a new video out of Amy Winehouse smoking crack. It’s about time! I feel like I’ve been waiting for ages!

I’m constantly amazed by the number of scandalous videos of celebrities in the world. You would be hard-pressed to find private video of me doing anything over the last few years, let alone anything scandalous. Are celebrities constantly hanging out and videotaping each other? And then do they get together and watch those videos? “Hey, where’s that crack smoking video we made? I’d like to see that.”

I’m a little behind the loop, so I just finally watched the Leave Britney Alone video. What is most fsacinating about this “story” is that this imbecile has achieved minor celebrity status. I heard him mentioned on Bill Maher the other night. He’s being flown around the country to hang out at art openings and wear free jewelry. This is God’s little way of saying to all of us who are struggling to eke out a meager existence: “Stop trying.”

I don’t know the first thing about Evil Nine, but I do know that I saw this semi-video and immediately downloaded their entire album from iTunes. That is what someone with good taste should do when encountering this semi-video for the first time. I will report back with my observations.