http://www.jeffreydinsmore.com My blog could be your life. Thu, 08 May 2008 17:09:02 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Isabella Rossellini is responsible for this hilarious and fascinating series of short films on the sex lives of insects. Kudos to Rossellini for not succumbing to the Hollywood plastic surgery gods. (Thanks, BuzzFeed!) http://www.jeffreydinsmore.com/2008/05/08/green-porno/ Dear Internet: Thank you for making things like this possible. Love, Jeffrey http://www.jeffreydinsmore.com/2008/05/07/sad-kermit/ Man, am I tired of reading article upon article by people analyzing poll results and telling us their thoughts about why people voted for so and so or why people will definitely be doing such and such in the future. "I think, I think, I think." Seems to me like ... http://www.jeffreydinsmore.com/2008/05/07/my-thoughts/ I don't care that it's an ad; Will It Blend? is the pinnacle of human achievement. http://www.jeffreydinsmore.com/2008/05/07/will-it-blend/ I'm watching Raising Arizona right now, which I haven't seen in years. It really holds up. Here's a hilarious exchange, from H.I.'s (Nicholas Cage) final appearance before the parole board at the beginning of the film: Parole Board Member 1: They got a name for people like you H.I. That name ... http://www.jeffreydinsmore.com/2008/05/05/raising-arizona/ Photograph by William Hundley. (Thanks, Matt!) http://www.jeffreydinsmore.com/2008/05/05/chihuahua-on-cheeseburgers/ Hillary on Sunday: When asked to name a credible economist who backed her idea to use a windfall profit tax against oil companies to fund the suspension of a tax on gasoline, Clinton responded, "I'm not going to put my lot in with economists"... Clinton added that the tax holiday would ... http://www.jeffreydinsmore.com/2008/05/05/on-elitism/ I think about this cartoon probably four times a day. (Thanks, Asher!) http://www.jeffreydinsmore.com/2008/05/01/research-paper-vs-the-internet/ This is not a joke: (Thanks, Matt!) http://www.jeffreydinsmore.com/2008/05/01/nsfw/ This one might take a little bit of explaining. So there's this woman named Lurita Doan who was the head of the government's General Services Administration (GSA). The GSA is responsible for all of the government's contracted goods and services, from choosing what toilet paper brand to use in the ... http://www.jeffreydinsmore.com/2008/05/01/why-i-love-the-internet/