http://www.jeffreydinsmore.com A funny guy saying funny things. Fri, 03 Jul 2009 23:46:56 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en http://www.jeffreydinsmore.com/2009/07/03/just-another-thursday-in-la/ http://www.jeffreydinsmore.com/2009/07/03/genius-la-parking-job/ Matt Taibbi is the greatest who has ever been. That's just a given. In the latest issue of Rolling Stone he explains how Goldman Sachs might as well be our government, for all intents and purposes. I'll be honest, I wanted it to be more engrossing than it was. But ... http://www.jeffreydinsmore.com/2009/07/03/matt-taibbi-on-goldman-sachs/ From an email by Benton entitled "Uzbeks as Realists": A friend of mine went to the Uzbek Embassy in Vienna to get a visa and found a stack of these pamphlets next to the visa application forms: http://www.jeffreydinsmore.com/2009/07/02/i-look-good-in-bulletproof-leather/ I don't know who Katy Perry is. (Full disclosure: I know exactly who Katy Perry is.) But apparently she Tweeteringed this picture of herself in a bathtub eating pizza. Which, I don't think there is anything grosser than eating in the bathtub. This is 75% of the reason that Gummo is ... http://www.jeffreydinsmore.com/2009/07/01/i-kissed-a-girl-and-i-liked-it-and-then-we-ate-pizza-in-the-bathtub/ Huffington Post linked to this article today with the awe-inspiring headline: Michael Jackson could not sing, was gay, was skeletal: writer http://www.jeffreydinsmore.com/2009/07/01/i-love-headlines/ I'm not on hiatus, I'm just working. I'll get back to you soon, blog friends. Here are some fresh old things. In conclusion: Dinosaucers! http://www.jeffreydinsmore.com/2009/07/01/yo-4-realz-tho/ Franken wins! Finally! http://www.jeffreydinsmore.com/2009/06/30/breaking-al-franken-news/ General Motors Corp. is confirming it will use an idled assembly plant in Orion Township, Mich., and a parts stamping facility in Pontiac, Mich., to build small and compact cars, a move expected save 1,400 jobs. GM confirmed the plant selection in a statement Friday, but said the decision is ... http://www.jeffreydinsmore.com/2009/06/26/more-tax-breaks-for-gm-please/ OH MY GOD NOW JEFF GOLDBLUM IS DEAD, TOO?!? Update: Hooray! Jeff Goldblum is alive again! http://www.jeffreydinsmore.com/2009/06/25/breaking-jeff-goldblum-news/